August 2011
A typical Taylor Swift songs goes like this:
“shes a slut shes a slut im beautiful and perfect i am a virgin and better than you for it so why doesnt he love me?im a fucking snowflake fairy so chaste so pure im better than her sob sob sob nag nag nag just say yes bby its a fucking love story tear drops on my guitar why dont you love me i am a white middle class girl and entitled to whatever i want regardless of how you feel and shes a...
When i'm listening to my iPod and people keep...
Don’t you see my earphones in ?
July 2011
POTTERMORE CENSUS: Reblog if you have registered...
Finally got my email. All is well.
that first moment when you saw all the quills on...
atticrissfinch:
CRAP THERE ARE SO MANY
IS THIS LIKE IN SORCERER’S STONE?
WHERE’S MY BROOM?
LOOK FOR THE ONE WITH THE GIMPY FEATHERS!
WAIT THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE
HOLY HELL HOLY HELL THERE ARE SO MANY
WHAT IF I CLICK THE WRONG ONE? WILL I HAVE TO START OVER?
WHYY ARE THERE SO MANY QQUUIIILLLLLSSSSSS
I THINK IT’S THAT ONE!
Noooo…..THAT ONE!
WAIT! THAT ONE!
LEAVE ME HERE TO DIIIEEEE!!!
...
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Maybe the validation emails are taking so long...
No? Oh, well one can dream, right?
mydeclaration replied to your post: I got in ages ago and still haven’t received my confirmation email. Am I the only one?
I just joined, still haven’t got mine, could take 48 hours seeing as the email is only valid for that long
I guess after all the fans crashed it when it went live the first time it makes sense that it could be slow for this too.
I got in ages ago and still haven't received my...
“glassandashes replied to your post: I got in to Pottermore! That was easier than...”
– We’re both going to get in, obviously!
Reblog with your Pottermore username. I'm curious...
glassandashes:
mymischiefcantbemanaged:
halfblood-gleek:
ginnyp0tter:
slugclubmember:
you-cant-cancel-quidditch:
thegoldensnitch:
justpelvicthrust-:
SparksNox80
ErisedSpell11
NettleWolf153
RiverSword206
RoseMidnight38
HawthorneDawn39
VineNimbus75
GhostStar147
SkyStar3
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I got in to Pottermore! That was easier than I...
Maybe Vernon was right...
mymischiefcantbemanaged:
No post on Sunday.
Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they...
slutssexandvodka:
Today I met a primary school kid with Harry Potter...
songtosaygoodbay:
dygonilly:
My friend yelled ‘HARRY!’ at him, and he turned around and started yelling spells at us.
Him: Expelliarmus! Expelliarmus!
Me: Protego!
Him: Avada Kedavra!
Me: Oh you’re going to Azkaban for that, little man!
Him: Petrificus Totalus! Oh no I seemed to have forgotten my invisibility cloak today!
*bell rings*
Him: I must be off to Quidditch practice now!
...
Just got chewed out by a woman on the phone. Apparently God is going to “take care of” me and when he talks to me he will let me see that all my life decisions are wrong.
I’m sorry but do not threaten God on my lady. I’m pretty sure he and I would have a much better conversation than the one he’ll have with you!
Some people can’t sleep because they have INSOMNIA..
I can’t sleep because I have INTERNET CONNECTION.
TRUE LIFE.
