midnight30: fairgroundsoldier: the-eleventh-blog: does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands? the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming “Crap, I’m late! Well, I hope ya’ll are ready to worship me!” I’m, like, really late you guys…
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When my mom's in my room and she's touching all my...
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my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happen
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blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
harinef: me during anal
I like being alone.
burnkidburn: I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child; A girl with her lover; Or a friend laughing with their best friend; I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being...
insaciavel: firefighter10: O my fucking god i am dead can this be real? this bitch is WAY too excited by what she’s eating.
vogelbird: business in the post, party in the tags
WHEN MY MOM SENDS ME UNNECESSARY TEXT MESSAGES
howdoiputthisgently: (SORRY MOM. I KNOW YOU READ THIS ! )